This is a true story.
Yesterday the girls and I went to see new baby Levi up in Murray. (What a cutie, I might add). On the ride home I was TIRED. You know when you kind of jerk-like you were thinking about sleep and so your body jumps a little? Keep in mind it really is only a 20 minute drive. How dumb of me, I know. But, I was tired. Lindsay was totally out and Macie's little eyes kept drooping. So I started to plan my arrival at home. Put Macie to bed, lay down with Lindsay and take a nap. This is going to work. I am going to take a nap. Yeah!!
We get home and I successfully get Macie down. Lindsay is waiting for me in my bed. I get in and cuddle up with her. YES! A nap is coming...
"Mom?"
"What Maddie?"
"What can I do?"
"Watch TV"
"I don't want to"
"Go play on the computer."
"I don't want to."
"Color."
"Mom, those things aren't fun. Can I have a treat?"
"Yes, just go."
She leaves. I hear her slide the chair over to the pantry. Then I hear her coming up the stairs again.
"Mom, I can't get it down."
Sigh. Fine. I get up to go get her candy. Then Lindsay realizes she's totally getting ripped off.
"I want candy, too."
"after your nap." Her mean mom tells her.
I get Maddie situated with candy. Back to bed I go. 2 mintues later, the phone rings. I don't answer.
Another 2 minutes pass. The doorbell rings. "Don't move!" I inform Lindsay. We stay in bed. Then the follow up knock comes, so I get up. No one is there when I get down. Sigh.
Back to bed. 2 minutes later, another knock. "Don't move!" I tell Linday again. No follow up knock. Sweet. I close my eyes...
"Mom, I need to go potty."
I take Lindsay to the potty. At this point, I probably should just give up, right? It's almost 5. I need to start dinner. Maybe just 5 minutes. I snuggle back in. Would you believe it? Another knock at the door. The end. No nap.